Contacting Reality Bites
You're standing there, a wave of terror runs through your spine: "I don't have a band for the latest Tom Bosley Look-Alike festival!" Then it hits you: "That band I saw on Wednesday night..no, not them. OH! But they remind me of that OTHER band! YES! How do I contact them?"
The Form Method
This one's easy. Couple-a lines, not much typing; press SUBMIT. Bam. You can go back to watching Dr. Phil.
Form Schmorm
We understand if forms scare the sillywinkles out of you. Or maybe, they just make you angry. Calm yourself, and click on this link:
Oh--we'd rather NOT do Tom Bosley Look-Alike festivals.
General Contact
If you need to reach us because...well, you just want to share a tender moment or a crass joke (wait, let's avoid those) then you need this link:
Mailing List
Our mailing list is compiled into a monthly newsletter, which will inform you about gig dates, news and contests to win fabulous prizes! Well, WE won't be holding the contests, but we might link you to a site that has a...contest to win fabulous prizes!
Mailing List Sign Up
Band Members
Also helping us out:
Individual members are too busy polishing their Schwinn
1980 Stingrays to answer personal e-mails. Sorry.
But Ignaz would be proud.